Well when the doctor said fast track she didn't mean Net Work Rail... Less that 6 days I had appointment with Jill from the Colorectal specialist. She was fantastic... Made me relaxed as she explained what she was about to do. After I gave her a quick rundown of my symptoms....
Behind the curtains she said and drop your pants and crackers to below your knees. She covered my bits up and pressed my tummy all over... Okay Dave turn on your side and knees upto your chest!
This was it... Another internal .. She could not feel anything... Then the words came out can I use a camera (Endoscopic examination) the sill devil in my head said how's the sound boom going to get in ... Back to reality David the camera going in now with some lubrication in it went... She could not see anything in her words your a bit loose.... She tried another camera (Definitely not a Canon or Nikon) .. Again sorry I can't see anything .. Home and clear I thought... How wrong can I be? She said them few words    '' can I give you a another internal''. Nervous now I said yes.. She was in again pushing and then she cleaned me up. Come round 5he curtain when your dressed.....  I get straight to the point she said ... I have felt something  ''sinister''... My heart was racing all sorts flashed through my head... Poor Carole she was sat in the waiting roon not knowing what I had been told..... How would I tell her?
I guess there no easy way to say it.... I said they have felt something sinister in my butt I said ... It could be that watch I lost making light hearted joke... The look on Caroles face said it all.... Bless her. She has been my rock all they way through this.. From there I saw another nurse who told me about this powder I need to take to clear my bowel before my examination... I wasent looking for to that one would I have enough to read while going through the motion I was laughing to my self... From there to the blood collectors the nurses who extract there'd stuff and not wine! They are called vampires..... Sorry they are phlebotomist and they do a cracking job.
I was given a number it was 57 but when I looked what was next number 7!

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